My grammas funeral was on Friday *sigh* I have so many happy memories of staying at her house on the weekends in Ballard. I loved walking to Mcdonalds and the park, or skaing. She would always make the best food mmmmmmm Se would even fix me a cup of coffee and let me put as many sugar cubes in it I wanted teeheee. Yes she was brave :-)
But damn I forgot how LONG a catholic funerla is! Not only was it Catholic but Catholic ITALIAN eeeeeeeeeeee. It lasted 3 hours!
I will miss you gramma....

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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses



SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.




The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.


"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.


"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said on Friday.


The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

Dog Wiggles Paw Free to Shoot Florida Man


PENSACOLA, Fla. - A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver's trigger.

Man Shoots Dogs; Dogs Shoot Man
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Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, was charged with felony animal cruelty, the Escambia County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday. He was being treated at a hospital for a gunshot wound to his wrist.


Bradford said he decided to shoot the 3-month-old shepherd-mix dogs in the head because he couldn't find them a home, according to the sheriff's office.


On Monday, Bradford was holding two puppies — one in his arms and another in his left hand — when the dog in his hand wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the .38-caliber revolver. The gun then discharged, the sheriff's report said.


Deputies found three of the puppies in a shallow grave outside Bradford's home, said sheriff's Sgt. Ted Roy.


The other four appeared to be in good health and were taken by Escambia County Animal Control, which planned to make them available for adoption.

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If you drive like a jackass on the freeway you will hit a cement barrier and flip over 3 lanes of traffic!
Do not try and buy something from a pawn shop on a Sunday.
Children get louder when you try to sleep.

mood: bored music: Eminem-Square Dance

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! I havn't laughed that hard in...well...ya!!!! I'm gunna pee my pants! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the comedy!

mood: ditzy music: LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I forgot how much 107.7 The END sucks NOW! So does thier endfest line-up *gags*
But me and my b-friend got us and our kids tickets to the KISW family picnic and hooky day with Static -X and Kittie..woohoooo!

mood: content music: static-x

My friend killed himself by drinking morphine.
My do ran away.
I have no car for 2 months so I'm borrowing my mans.
I miss my b-friend.
*sigh*

mood: bored music: breaking benjamin

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NO WHAPPING BAM P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mood: bouncy music: rancid

I ate too many cookies *gags*

mood: nauseated music: nofx

Well my new job kicks ass! The ppl there are soooo cool. They were all worried I would think THEY were strange and run screaming LOL! But i'm reallt tierd. I'm used to staying up until dawn and sleeping most the day *yawn* lol
In other news my yuppie scum landlord decided to sell my townhouse...grrrrrrrrrr! So i'm looking for a new place. I hate my landlord with a passion but I really loved my townhouse *sniffles* maybe i should sick courtney on his ass..hmmmmmmmmmm lol! Ya right she would just lick him to death..pfffffffffffffft IGSS!

mood: crazy music: Tool

I must kill bill *glares*

mood: cranky music: lkm

pfffffffffffft next!
I think I need to just pierce my body all over, dye my hair blue and be happy. No more playing these fucking games with employers and trying to be someone i'm not. Men in offices are pricks! Especially men in hig positions. To work in an office enviroment you apparently have to be eye candy for the perv upper management. You must look like they want to fuck you *shrugs*
I need to just work in a porn shop or coffee stand so I can be my fucking self. I'm sooo tierd like I said of trying to be someone I'm not. And what REALLY fucking pisses me off is when my friends or sisters ask me when I go on a job interview "did you take off all your piercings to your interview" No I left em in so I won't get a fucking job. Of course I take them out. But they can still tell i'm sure that i'm pierced by the holes in my damn face...pffffffffffffffffft I get soooo sick!

mood: angry music: NOFX

I GOT THE JOB AT AT&T WIRELESS WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *FAINTS*
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOVE YOU P!

mood: bouncy music: mxpx-my life story

NOFX's version of Hotel California is way better than the original...LOL!

mood: chipper music: NOFX